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“You’ve reached the Department of Problems. Thank you for your call. Currently we are experiencing unusually high call volumes and we apologize for any inconvenience caused
“We would like to advise you that you can also get information on our full range of services at our website www.departmentofproblems.com
“Please note that due to high volumes, current turnaround times for problems can be as long as 3 business days
“Please listen to the following options as our menu options have changed
“To register a new problem, please press 1
“To check on the status of an existing problem, please press 2
“For all other inquiries, please press 3
“To repeat these options, please press 4
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